Barnabas Ministries UK

Rev. E. Anderson

A GOLF FUNNY

A reporter, interviewing Jack Nicklaus: “Jack, you are spectacular! You really know your way around the course. What is your secret?”

Jack: “The holes are numbered.”

A MUSIC FUNNY

“Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for my birthday,” little Joshua said to his uncle. “It’s the best present I ever got.”

“That’s great,” said his uncle. “Do you know how to play it?”

“Oh, I don’t play it,” the little fellow replied. “My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night!”

HEARING AID FUNNY

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.!”

“Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?'”

“Twelve-thirty.”

today’s THOTS

Definition of a committee: A group of the unworthy, appointed by the unwilling, to do the unnecessary.

I went to a doctor and he told me I was overweight. I told him I wanted a second opinion. He said, “Okay, you’re ugly too.”